Read the Kingsman: The Secret Service movie synopsis, view the movie trailer, get cast and crew information, see movie photos, and more on Movies.com. Kingsman: The Secret Service could be described as the "dirty" version of James Bond – which is hysterical because cheeky 007 is already known for being more than a.

Based upon the acclaimed comic book and directed by Matthew Vaughn (Kick Ass, X-Men First Class), Kingsman: The Secret Service tells the story of a super-secret spy.

Kingsman: The Secret Service Quotes. Kingsman: The Secret Service Quotes Page  1   2   THE NOVEL. We have secured the Falcon. I say again, we have secured the Falcon. Within that you’ll tell me what I want to know.

Otherwise the number ten is the last thing you’ll hear. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Fucking missed it. How did I fucking miss it? You trained him well.

I hope you understand. Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won’t tell me anything? I didn’t even know he was away with his squad. Harry Hart: I’m so sorry, I can’t say more. And if you look closely on the back, there’s a number. And as a more concrete gesture of our gratitude, we’d like to offer you an.

The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator “Oxford’s, not Brogue’s”, and then I’ll know it’s you. Michelle Unwin: I do not want your help! Just a tiny bit more. I’m university lecturer, I’ve got no money. Big Goon: This isn’t about money. Our boss just wants to just talk to you.

Professor Arnold: Am I meant to find that reassuring? Big Goon: He’ll be here soon, he’ll explain. Do you like whiskey? You will shit. 1. Dalmore . It’d be a sin to spill any.

Don’t you think? I mean, literally. I see one drop of blood, that is me done. Listen, I’m so sorry you had to witness all this unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest. But I promise you, by the time I’ve found out who he worked for, you and I will be the best of friends.

The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast. Lancelot was an outstanding agent and a true Kingsman, he will be sorely missed. I want each of you to propose a candidate and have them report to UK HQ no later than 9 p. Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries who were experimenting with biological weaponry. Glasses, gentlemen.

Synthetic Cathinone. You put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base. Rage, cannibalism. Multiple fatalities. Chechnya, 2. 01. 3.

Insurgents turned on one another. Indisputable, the work of our mercenaries but no trace of any chemicals of any kind. Harry Hart: So what happened to Lancelot? Merlin: He tracked them to this property in Argentina. And while he had them under surveillance, he became aware that they had effected a kidnapping. So he executed a solo rescue mission which failed. This is his last transmission.

Expounded something called Gaia theory about the world healing itself or some such. Sci Fi Movies Dvd Bang (2017). But what’s curious, is he’s not actually missing. This is Professor Arnold. And don’t forget your membership proposal. Try picking a more suitable candidate this time. Harry Hart: Seventeen years and still evolving with the times remains an entirely foreign concept to you.

Need I remind you, I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for that young man. He was as much Kingsman material as any of them. More so. Arthur: But he wasn’t exactly one of us, was he? Let’s face it, Galahad. Your little experiment failed. Harry Hart: With respect, Arthur, you’re a snob.?

Harry Hart: The world is changing. There’s a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins.? Eggsy, come here.

What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?? Why don’t Dean’s poodle go? Dean: I tell you what.? And while you’re gone, we’ll show your mother how three can be good company. Is that better? That’s her problem.

Ryan: Fuck off. Why would she have low self- esteem? Eggsy mum’s well fit.

One of these days I’m gonna smash his face in. Jamal: Are you mental, Gaz? He’ll just get that lot to do you and then pretend he knew nothing.

Let’s just go, man. It’s not worth it. Why are we walking? Now we’re gonna nick his car. Move, broth!! I swear, you’re in fucking trouble. Stop it! Ryan: Floor it, Eggsy!!

Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah! Yeah, I’ve come out of the pub, he’s done about fifteen donuts in my fucking face and then he’s drove off! No, I can’t! Look, he’s disrespecting me and that means he’s disrespecting you!! You should’ve driven it over. Gary . I’ll sort this, get out of the car. Now you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with, or you go down. It’s up to you. Gary .

How may I help you? Gary . Sorry, Gary Unwin.

And I’m up shit creek, I’m in Holborn police station and my mum said to call this number if ever I needed help. Wrong number. Gary ! Yes, I totally understand. Would you like a lift home? Gary . My name is Harry Hart, and I gave you that medal.

Your father saved my life.? Like an officer? Harry Hart: Not quite.

Gary ? Iraq or something? Harry Hart: Sorry, Eggsy. Classified. Gary . And if it weren’t for his courage, my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present. So I owe him. Your father was a brave man.

And having read your files, I’d think he’d be bitterly disappointed in the choices you’ve made. Gary . Then it all went tits up. Drugs, petty crime, never had a job. Gary . First prize, regional under tens’ gymnastics two years in a row. Your coach had you pegged as Olympic team material.

Always someone else’s fault. Who’s to blame for you quitting the Marines? You were halfway through training, doing brilliantly, but you gave up. Gary ! Banging on about losing me as well as my dad. Didn’t want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you, judging people like me from your ivory towers, with no thought about why we do what we do! We ain’t got much choice, you get me? And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses, we’d do just as well as you, if not better.?

You taking the piss? Harry Hart: Some more examples of young men who simply need a silver suppository? Gary . Come on. Harry Hart: Nonsense, we haven’t finished our drinks.

And he don’t give a shit what your mum says. Harry Hart: Um, listen, boys.

I’ve had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I’m sure it’s well founded, I’d appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness. Rottweiler: You should get out of the way, Granddad, or you’ll get hurt a lot. Gary . Excuse me. Poodle: If you’re looking for another rent boy, they’re on the corner of Smith’s Street. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. Needed to let off a little steam.

Heard yesterday a friend of mine died. He knew your father too, actually. Now, I do apologize, Eggsy. I shouldn’t have done this in front of you. I won’t say nothing, I swear.

If there’s one thing I can do, it’s keep my mouth shut. Harry Hart: You won’t tell a soul? Gary . You’re right about the snobs. But there too, there are exceptions.

Best of luck with everything. Because he’s gonna! Please don’t hurt him!

Dean: Fuck off! Michelle Unwin: Don’t hurt him! Dean: Get the fuck away! I want to know the name of the geezer you was with! Gary . Do you Understand?

I want to know his fucking name!! Fuck off, Michelle! I have enough evidence on your activities to have you locked up for the rest of your life, Mr. Dean Anthony Baker. Dean: What the fuck?! Harry Hart: So I suggest you leave the boy alone or I shall be forced to deliver it to the appropriate authorities.

Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about. Dean: What the fuck’s going on here?! I’ll have you done! But I know you ain’t one. A young man who is loyal.

Who can do as he’s asked, and who wants to do something good with his life. Harry Hart: Did you see the film “Trading Places”? Gary . My point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path, but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepare to adapt and learn, you can transform.

Gary . Yes, like “My Fair Lady”. Only in this case, I am offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman. Gary . Interested? Gary . By 1. 91. 9, a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War I. That meant a lot of money going un- inherited, and a lot of powerful men with a desire to preserve peace and protect life.

Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence for the greater good. And so began our other venture. An independent, international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion.

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